Why do we not have a computer sub blog?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/28/2019 at 19:41 • Filed to: computerlopnik

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It makes perfect sense. Too bad they removed the ability to create blogs.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2019 at 20:00

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Suggest either posting them to your own personal kinja blog, or maybe talking to one of the other Kinja groups for their own version of oppo. LIke for Kotaku’s TAY or... something. I don’t know how many there are. And then if the mods/gods are willing, xposting here.

I was fine with discussing computerbro stuff here, but I’m just one guy, you know? 

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2019 at 20:02

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Because I already scream “who in the actual fuck authorized this level of stupidity” and “absolutely none of what you said is correct or even part of this reality” too frequently.

Also, nobody has ever survived my node.js rant. Because I don’t let them.  I already have enough security migraines with the incompetence that is openssl.

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2019 at 20:03

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If we use a computerlopnik tag, it might have to suffice.

That, or we take over Bullshift.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 02/28/2019 at 20:07

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But I want a computer forum with the Oppo community, dammit. I don't want to go to another Kinja site and deal with those weirdos.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > CB 02/28/2019 at 20:07

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Nope. Disallowed unless it’s exclusively for Bull Escala discussion.

Though I guess I could see fit to permit Fushitsu PainPower as well.

edit: YES, I AM OLD. MY ANKLE HAS ALREADY REMINDED ME TODAY THANK YOU.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 02/28/2019 at 20:09

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I have yet to really get openssl to work properly with the python modules I need for Ansible on my OS X laptop. Every time I’ve tried all I’ve managed to do is wreck every key exchange until I purge all the heresy and start over. 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 02/28/2019 at 20:09

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Also node.js ecosystem is fucked up. 

random001 > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 02/28/2019 at 20:10

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You know what I do when I'm old?  I stop being old, and be awesome instead.

CB > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 02/28/2019 at 20:12

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For some Oppo history, Bullshift was made when there was the NSFW ban on Oppo, as a way to have an Oppositelock not burdened by hurt feelings or whatever the heck those guys were on about.

Needless to say, Oppositelock is still here, Bullshift is dead.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > random001 02/28/2019 at 20:14

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You know what I do when I’m old? I go be awe-OH. I CAN’T. Because of my ankle! So I can’t work the throttle without immense pain.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 02/28/2019 at 20:16

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So that is a firm no on guest speaking to my computer science (JAVA, thanks Collegeboard) class about best practices. They are already sick me just looking up and saying “your doing it wrong” or my most recent phrase “while you can do that it i s terrible. ”

Current “fun” topic is 2d arrays, its 80 minutes of pain every other day.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Phyrxes once again has a wagon! 02/28/2019 at 20:20

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Oh, oh no. You should invite me.

I would dearly love the opportunity to ensure not a single damn one of them goes on to waste days of my goddamn time because they’re too fucking stupid to check if their “DROP” isn’t null before running it against production.

Yes, this is the level of stupid shit I see REGULARLY . That is the direct product of fucking STEM cheerleading and copy-paste ‘education.’ Zero fucking logical thinking skills, zero fucking troubleshooting skills, and absolutely convinced that ‘Agile’ and ‘DevOps’ makes them king shit.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2019 at 20:34

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¯\_()_/¯

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 02/28/2019 at 20:34

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That’s because OS X and all the halfassed hacked together shit on it is written by the “hurdur, it’s UNIX!! I KNOW DIS!!” crowd who is more concerned with having iGotRobbed than an actual functional system. It’s not you, it’s them.

Don’t even get me started on python2 vs python3 and the mess python2 discontinuation is causing for me in FreeBSD.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 02/28/2019 at 20:37

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I fucking love this, btw. You should totally teach a class, just like this.

Angry Computer Theory 201

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 02/28/2019 at 20:38

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Too true. And no I’m not going to ask about that, because I value my sanity. 

punkgoose17 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2019 at 20:47

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I got a new graphics card from EVGA warranty. Computer still does not work. I just ordered a replacement motherboard; hopefully, the new graphics card is okay. Computers are great  when they work, but horrible when they don’t.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 02/28/2019 at 20:50

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Scene:

Students are working on laptops trying to complete 2d array lab (make a bingo card: random numbers with specific ranges per row and no duplicates)

Phyrxes is doing admin stuff on school PC and drinking a cup of coffee.

Student #1: What do you mean its out of bounds!

Student #2: (without even looking up) You indexed it wrong

Phyrxes: takes sip of coffee

Student #1: Okay let me fix that, I think it works now....NOOOOOO! I have dupes, why do I have dupes !

Student #2: (still hasn’t looked up) Did you do your function calls right?

Student #1: Yes?

Student #2 (takes sip of hot chocolate): I don’t know what you did

Phyrxes: reads morning email

Student #3: What happened with my output, it doesn’t look right.

Student #2: It prints odd, its the way it formats the print statements, the rows and columns are actually right (goes on to further explain).

Phyrxes: starts to put coffee down and interject, takes a sip instead

end scene

Student #2 is awesome and knows a lot from outside my class, usual questions from this student are more often about the limitations of things I “ban” from specific exercises than “how do I do this. ”  His snark on the other hand is going to get him in trouble with his peers.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > punkgoose17 02/28/2019 at 20:54

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Does it POST?

punkgoose17 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/28/2019 at 20:59

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No just the power light and fans turn on. My phone posts though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > punkgoose17 03/01/2019 at 09:08

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That was a bad joke and you should feel bad for making it.